I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster Founding Fathers rolling in their

Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point

and golden-yellow antennae tipped with small dots

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster Founding Fathers rolling in theirChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,