My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Sweatshirt mob and overlapping orbital rings dotted

and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons

Golden-yellow script below reads "Sausage King of Chicago" with decorative underline accents

ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball" and "Established 1897" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic pyramid mascot in golden yellow holding a baseball glove

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Sweatshirt mob and overlapping orbital rings dottedListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with